Safeway makes delicious sandwiches

Posted on August 2, 2010 by Kelvin
Dear Mr. McAwesome: We received your e-mail requesting we update the information on your club card account. Your account has been reviewed and the changes you requested could not be made using the information you provided. In order to complete your request, I will need additional information from you. This is due to our privacy policy in place to protect your personal information. I apologize for any inconvenience. Please provide as much of the following information as possible: Safeway store location: Date or approximate amount of a recent transaction: Thank you for your patience. If you have any additional questions please feel free to reply to my e-mail, or contact our customer service center at 1-877-723-3929 and reference contact id xxxxxx. One of our associates will be happy to assist you. Thank you for continuing to shop at Safeway. Sincerely, The Safeway Customer Service Team

Servicing Customers one email at a time!

Why, certainly!

Dear Customer Service Team, Thank you for extending me the courtesy of sending me your privacy notice! Here is the information you so kindly requested: My last transaction with you was at your very fine Safeway Grocery, Cafe Deli, and Shopping establishment at 298 King Street in San Francisco, California. In fact, it was just today, Monday, August 2nd, 2010, around 1:15pm that I visited your store to fullfil my lunch time nutritional needs! Your highly professional (and handsomely dressed) checkout staff completed my $4.99 transaction with accuracy and speed. I sincerely hope that our professional relationship does not preclude further correspondence. Cordially yours, Guy Aengus Ramsay McAwesome, Jr. p.s. The sandwich was delicious!

The sandwich was delicious!

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AT&T Servers asplode

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Kelvin

Trying to preorder a iPhone4 upgrade but AT&T servers are smoldering hole in the ground. You’d think they’d figure this shit out.

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Next Solar Eclipse: 2012

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Kelvin

Here in California, we’re going to have a near total solar eclipse on May 20, 2012! Start planning your parties!

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